Can you tell me a chemistry joke?

Question: Can you tell me a chemistry joke?
- Keywords:
  chemistry,
  joke
Asked by anon-354792 on 8 Mar 2023.
- Graeme Dykes answered on 8 Mar 2023:
  
  What is a pirate’s favourite element? Arrrrgon!
- Ilija Rasovic answered on 8 Mar 2023:
  
  I once asked a chemist if sodium hypobromite had an easier name to remember. She said NaBrO.
- Clara Zehe answered on 8 Mar 2023:
  
  I tried to tell a chemistry joke once, but there was no reaction. 🙁
- Craig Johnston answered on 8 Mar 2023:
  
  Two lithium atoms are walking down the street when one stops and says, “I have been oxidised!” The other one says, “Are you sure?”
  The first replies, “yes, I am positive!”
- Rebecca Walker answered on 8 Mar 2023:
  
  Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day-rates!
- Rebecca Woods answered on 8 Mar 2023:
  
  Doctor doctor, I think i’ve lost an electron. -Are you sure? – Yes, I’m positive.
  
  A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, – barman says no charge for you.
  
  What’s a doctor’s second favourite element? – Barium, because if you can’t curium, you barium.
  
  What’s the most selfish molecule? Me-I (methyl iodide).
- Martin McCoustra answered on 8 Mar 2023:
  
  There are lots of chemistry jokes… Take a look here for a few
  
  https://parade.com/1043433/marynliles/chemistry-jokes/
  
  Hope you enjoy them.
- Graeme Barker answered on 9 Mar 2023:
  
  Looking at the other responses, all the good ones argon.
- Thomas Swift answered on 10 Mar 2023:
  
  Okay, this one is a bit specialist – but it might help you remember what chromatography is…..
  
  Q:
  
  What emotional disorder do all chromatography scientists suffer from?
  
  …..
  
  A:
  
  Separation anxiety.
- Glenn Woods answered on 15 Mar 2023:
  
  What do you do with a dead chemist?
  
  Barium
- Jade Markham answered on 31 Mar 2023:
  
  Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are a couple….
  
  OMg

Question: Can you tell me a chemistry joke?

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