• Question: do u have any more amazing to jokes tell?

    Asked by fletch to Sian, Dawn, Dan, Christie, David on 17 Jun 2016. This question was also asked by GoldenPants.
    • Photo: Christie Waddington

      Christie Waddington answered on 17 Jun 2016:

      You want a selection of cheesy science jokes? I can do that!

      Two atoms are walking down the street.
      Says one atom to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”
      The other says, “Are you sure??”
      “Yes, I’m positive!”

      A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of cokes. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, “For you, No Charge!!!”

      They have just found the gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind two other genes.

    • Photo: David Robertson

      David Robertson answered on 17 Jun 2016:

      No, my daughters will not let me tell jokes!

    • Photo: Sian Thomas

      Sian Thomas answered on 22 Jun 2016:

      Cheesy jokes:

      Which cheese is made backwards? Edam

      Kid threw a piece of cheddar at me. I thought that’s not very mature.

      What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hallumi

      What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese

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