One horse sized duck, definitely! A hundred ducks is a LOT! (Plus I’ve been chased by a swan once and that was NOT fun. And it was one swan).
I reckon I could put up a decent attempt against a horse-sized duck. You only need to kill it once. Plus the subsequent roast dinner would be fantastic.
I am a peaceful person and love both ducks and horses (well, actually we kept ducks and most of them were pretty stupid, but eh). But a horse sized duck could probably kill you, whereas you could deal with a hundred duck-sized horses one by one. I guess?
Anyway let me know if your school lets you do this practical, and what the results are. I look forward to seeing “Giant duck terrorises city” in the newspapers.
I’ll take on the hundred duck sized horses I think. While this would also be hard and I’d probably loose – I think I’d loose in a fight against a horse sized duck a lot faster. If a few of the duck sized horses kicked or bit you I think I could keep going a bit, but if the horse sized duck got me once that’d be curtains.
I’d like to think one would attack at a time, so I’d be like the goody in action movies… but if they all really did come at once I might jump and down and wave my hands about and yell? No-one messes with crazy… not even tiny horses…. right?
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Claire commented on :
But what if all 100 came at you at once!?!?!
Matt commented on :
I’d like to think one would attack at a time, so I’d be like the goody in action movies… but if they all really did come at once I might jump and down and wave my hands about and yell? No-one messes with crazy… not even tiny horses…. right?