• Question: Would you rather fight a hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?

    Asked by emiliagibson to Claire, Kate, Matt, Rob, Sam on 20 Jun 2013.
    • Photo: Robert Woolfson

      Robert Woolfson answered on 20 Jun 2013:


      I’m probably going to die either way so I’d rather fight 100 duck sized horses and die laughing. That and a horse sized duck would be really scary.

    • Photo: Claire Lee

      Claire Lee answered on 20 Jun 2013:


      One horse sized duck, definitely! A hundred ducks is a LOT! (Plus I’ve been chased by a swan once and that was NOT fun. And it was one swan).

      I reckon I could put up a decent attempt against a horse-sized duck. You only need to kill it once. Plus the subsequent roast dinner would be fantastic.

    • Photo: Sam Geen

      Sam Geen answered on 20 Jun 2013:


      I am a peaceful person and love both ducks and horses (well, actually we kept ducks and most of them were pretty stupid, but eh). But a horse sized duck could probably kill you, whereas you could deal with a hundred duck-sized horses one by one. I guess?

      Anyway let me know if your school lets you do this practical, and what the results are. I look forward to seeing “Giant duck terrorises city” in the newspapers.

    • Photo: Matthew Pankhurst

      Matthew Pankhurst answered on 21 Jun 2013:


      I’ll take on the hundred duck sized horses I think. While this would also be hard and I’d probably loose – I think I’d loose in a fight against a horse sized duck a lot faster. If a few of the duck sized horses kicked or bit you I think I could keep going a bit, but if the horse sized duck got me once that’d be curtains.

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