Question: some would say your joke is pretty poor :L... alot of people look at the jokes, if you improve the joke you will get more votes (its not really a question, just some advice) :)
Ach, I genuinely don’t know very many quick jokes. I really like the snowman one!
But… I value your opinion, so let me know what you think of this one:
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man who was going to jump off a bridge.
Lindsay says to Paris, “I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.”
Paris replies, “Okay you’re on.”
Sure enough, the man jumps, and Paris Hilton gives the Lindsay Lohan $50. BUT Lindsay then says, “I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.”
“No, you have to take it,” says Paris. “I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
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