• Question: a nuetron walks into a bar and asks the barman "how much for a pint of cider", the barman sais "for you, no charge", isn't this hilarious?

    Asked by alphaxgen4 to Mike, Pip, Tianfu, Tim, Tom on 28 Jun 2012.
    • Photo: Tom Lister

      Tom Lister answered on 28 Jun 2012:

      Fantastic.

      “We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

      Can you do one for an electron?

    • Photo: Tim Stephens

      Tim Stephens answered on 28 Jun 2012:

      A proton walks into a bar. “I’ll have what he’s having”
      “Are you positive” says the bartender.

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