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Asked by hilol to Chris, Josh, Rebecca, Rob, Susan on 16 Jun 2015.
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Chris Armstrong answered on 16 Jun 2015:
As my friend working with sodium would say… “Na”
I’m sorry but I Physics-ly can’t think of any others.
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Rebecca Dewey answered on 16 Jun 2015:
Two atoms were walking down the road. One said to the other “I think I’ve lost an electron”. The other said “are you sure? how do you know?”. The first said “yes, I’m positive!”
*groan*
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Josh Meyers answered on 16 Jun 2015:
As my friend working with potassium would say… ‘K’
and I’ve got my ion you Rebecca.A neutron walked into a bar and ordered a drink, for him there was no charge.
A photon checks into a hotel, the receptionist asks ‘where is your luggage’, the photon replies, ‘I don’t have any, I’m travelling light’If I leave my tooth in a glass of water will I have a one molar solution?
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Susan Cartwright answered on 16 Jun 2015:
HISTORY OF PHYSICS
Newton rules, OK (1687)
Einstein rules, relatively OK (1905)
Heisenberg might rule, but he’s uncertain (1927)
Comments
Mrs Marshall commented on :
I’m not sure if my Year 8 group will understand that one Rebecca, but I’m a big fan!
2 scientists walk into a bar and the barman asks them what they want.
The first scientist says “I’ll have H2O”. The second says “I’ll have H2O too”.
The second scientist died.
Amali DaBoss commented on :
That’s so funny tbh