If we were able to communicate with Dogs what would they say?

Question: If we were able to communicate with Dogs what would they say?

Asked by brianbadonde to Darren, Deuan, Duncan, Lori-An, Michelle on 17 Jun 2010 in Categories: General.
- Darren Nesbeth answered on 16 Jun 2010:
  
  Woof.
- Michelle Hudson-Shore answered on 17 Jun 2010:
  
  They’d probably say why do you make your lives so complicated followed by can we go and play fetch in the park 🙂
- Lori-An Etherington answered on 17 Jun 2010:
  
  There is a saying from Wittgenstein stating ‘If a lion could speak, we could not understand him’ – I know you are not asking about lions, but I wonder if the same might apply to dogs? You might be able to understand the words but what a dog thinks about might be so completely different to us that we still might not understand what they are saying?
  On the other hand if my dog could speak I hope he would say that he likes me and that even though he hates being in the car, the short trip to get him for a walk on the beach is worth it.
- Duncan Hull answered on 17 Jun 2010:
  
  Feed me now! Take me for a walk now! (Dogs are already pretty good at communicating this)
- Deuan Jones answered on 17 Jun 2010:
  
  Give us a bone?
  
  Mine would know all my bad habits so I’d probably lock him up so he couldn’t tell anyone.

Question: If we were able to communicate with Dogs what would they say?