• Question: Tell us a joke

    Asked by anon-303980 on 23 Nov 2021. This question was also asked by anon-305193.
    • Photo: Natasha Marchant

      Natasha Marchant answered on 23 Nov 2021:


      Why should you not trust atoms? – they make up everything!

    • Photo: Alexander Munnoch

      Alexander Munnoch answered on 23 Nov 2021:


      No matter how popular antibiotics are, they will never go viral!

    • Photo: Sebastiano Gadolini

      Sebastiano Gadolini answered on 24 Nov 2021:


      If you have a problem, talk to a scientist. A scientist will always have a solution!

    • Photo: Alexander De Bruin

      Alexander De Bruin answered on 24 Nov 2021:


      A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

    • Photo: Michael Short

      Michael Short answered on 25 Nov 2021:


      Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

    • Photo: Joel Turner

      Joel Turner answered on 26 Nov 2021:


      What’s Mary short for?

      She’s got no legs.

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