That joke you wrote was terrible – and entirely unrelated to science! Can you think of any better ones?!

Question: That joke you wrote was terrible - and entirely unrelated to science! Can you think of any better ones?!
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  joke,
  science,
  terrible,
  unrelated
Asked by rubberducky to Alan on 21 Mar 2011 in Categories: Your Research.
- Alan Winfield answered on 21 Mar 2011:
  
  You’re right Rubberducky – it was a terrible joke. I’m no good at thinking of jokes. But here’s another robot joke:
  
  What did the robot athlete say to his team-mate? Let’s go kick some robut!
  
  Could you help me with some robot jokes please?

Question: That joke you wrote was terrible - and entirely unrelated to science! Can you think of any better ones?!